Go Darke

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Fundamental Joeyism

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Fidel Castro was not a snappy dresser. But I imagined he saved quite a lot of money during his lifetime sticking to olive drab fatigues. Personally I would have gone slightly darker. Those vinyl* black SS officer coats always impressed me. Likely totally impervious to spaghetti sauce and bits of sauerkraut that fall out of your hot-dog.

I’m one of those people that travels with a spare shirt in the car… since even at the venerable age of thirty nine, fork to food and fork to face is still… eh… a challenging enterprise.

* I have no idea if they actually were vinyl… but you know which ones I mean.

In all honesty… every year on this day I’m amazed that Black Friday is actually a thing… while at the same time being completely fascinated by it. I majored in Consumer psychology and finance. (basically I double majored in evil)

Anyways, be safe out there on this darkest of days… If you find yourself in a tussle over a flat screen tv… ask yourself WWFHD? What would Fidel have done? Okay… probably put his cigar out in that persons eye… maybe it would be better to channel someone else…