Put up your Dukes
The fine people of Minnesota (to be enunciated clearly in Minnesotian) have again demonstrated their penchant for progressive politics.

Duke, a nine-year-old Great Pyrenees, has won his third term as mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota, in a landslide election victory. He also (apparently) has the highest approval rating for any mayor in the United States.
This story pleases me more than it probably should. But I’m happy to just roll (around on the grass) with it.