Anyone else get a really bad feeling about this?
Three decades of role playing games have taught me that this won’t end well…
'Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it' – Terry Pratchett
Anyone else get a really bad feeling about this?
Three decades of role playing games have taught me that this won’t end well…
We went to the trash dump in Panama and somebody had left an old casket. I ask the kids “should we open it?” My youngest said, “what if there’s a body inside?” I asked her “what if there’s not?” Where did it go? It was super funny to talk about. I’m sure these archeologists are having fun with this.
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I found a dead body in a dumpster once. That’s the extent of my urban archaeology. And a dead body on the toilet in full on rigor once. The emergency operator suggested I start mouth to mouth until the EMT’s got here. (which for obvious reasons I was quite reticent to do)
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Yuggermortise. I used to do removals and sometimes it was better to just wait, rather than carry a bent and rigored body around corners and get them to stay on the gurney half on and half off. Fun times 💩 💩
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The rigors of geometry. Ha ha. See what I did there. You chose a seriously tough occupation (thats like selecting ‘hard’ on your first game of life play through) Personally I prefer to ease my way through with the least amount of gore possible. Well… actually gore is ok. I draw the line at maggots though…
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I did learn words like mephitis and miasmic. That was a bonus. Maggots don’t bother me as bad as the stench. I’ve put vics under my nose many times. Neat trick.
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Oh that’s clever. Learn something new everyday… (I plan on testing this when the new born goes onto solids)
Horray for knowledge.
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