Planetary impacts
When you trip… and fall… and graze you knee… remember…

You just collided with a planet. And survived, walking away with just a scratch.
How many interstellar objects can say the same? In fact, this might be your life’s biggest achievement. Dwell on that.
I don’t mean to brag…. but personally, I can claim this particular achievement award more than once. I like to live dangerously.