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Humor, Throwback Thursday

Why short girlfriends are the best…

Entry from my old journal for throwback Thursday

Short girlfriends are the best! They don’t take up much space, so they make excellent travel companions. They also use a lot less oxygen than a regular sized person… so if you’re ever trapped in an airtight container that’s slowly filling up with water, much better to have a little person trapped with you. (You know… for company)

They just ‘fit’ better when you spoon, and if you want to hide your home made pornography you made with a previous girlfriend all you have to do is put it on the top shelf where they can’t reach. This also works with chocolate and sharp objects you don’t want them playing with.

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Finally, if you ever loose her in the long grass you can stand up on a mossy stump, bang on your breastplate and shout, ‘FIND THE HALFLING’ and only feel semi-weird about it.

 

5 Comments

  1. jim-

    March 14, 2019 at 12:10 am

    I’ll pass this on to my panameña. Lol

    1. Jo

      March 14, 2019 at 12:45 am

      Ha ha. I wouldn’t. She’ll be all like, ‘what sorta weirdos are you following on the internet?’
      Estar como una cabra!

      1. jim-

        March 14, 2019 at 12:49 am

        Ba-a-a. I am the goat.

      2. Jo

        March 14, 2019 at 12:51 am

        Not going to argue with you. Lol

  2. Unintended consequences – Go Darke

    April 24, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    […] quotes to include the lesser and more maligned gender too. I mean if your point is inclusivity.  Although maybe girls use less oxygen. And therefore are less likely that the have inhaled tainted […]

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