Times change

Ah. The good ‘ol days.

Of course everyone else’s opinions are always cocky and uninformed. Except mine. Mine are gospel, derived and defined over minutes of contemplation. Seriously, why can’t you guys just see it my way. Everything will be better then. I just want to help you, help yourselves. Be more like Joey and less like the ignorant primates you are. If you don’t capitulate soon I will be forced to use snarky language (and eventually, if you continue on your wayward trajectory, my fists). Nothing says you’re on the wrong path like a bit of corrective violence. Its for your own good. Trust me.