Devil bread

Three stars is still pretty good… if you consider the satanic aura of the baked goods (usually a deal breaker for me).

While evil spirits aren’t really my area of expertise I did have a notion that maybe it wasn’t necessarily Mephistopheles whispering into your ear… but rather the ghosts of your ancestors telling you to go Paleo.

Although if anything is going to lead you down the path to damnation… might as well be bread.