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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Humor, Satire

Devil bread

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Three stars is still pretty good… if you consider the satanic aura of the baked goods (usually a deal breaker for me).

While evil spirits aren’t really my area of expertise I did have a notion that maybe it wasn’t necessarily Mephistopheles whispering into your ear… but rather the ghosts of your ancestors telling you to go Paleo.

Although if anything is going to lead you down the path to damnation… might as well be bread.  

 

15 Comments

  1. saynotoclowns

    March 26, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Bahaha where on earth did you find this?
    oh dear, I shouldn’t laugh. I do love that it evidently didn’t stop her from buying the bakery products…but I have been in places that have truly creeped me out, I just never thought a bakery would be one of them 😉

    1. Jo

      March 26, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      Things I stumble upon when I’m supposed to be working…

      I must admit I slept in a hotel that had been a old prison fortress back in the heyday… the cells had been converted into rooms but that creeped me out.

      1. erroneouschoices

        March 26, 2019 at 5:02 pm

        So funny. Maybe there are things I’m less sensitive to, but. An aura in a bakery or restaurant…😳
        If I’ve felt uncomfortable there’s a reason that I can pinpoint. And as I read it, it had the same thought as you. They probably need to stay away from baked goods lol

      2. Jo

        March 26, 2019 at 5:14 pm

        I mean I sometimes hear the chocolate chip cookies whispering to me… But a cacophony of complex carbohydrates (Check out that alliteration) is a little far fetched.

      3. erroneouschoices

        March 26, 2019 at 5:26 pm

        I loved it. I want to keep repeating it lol

      4. Jo

        March 26, 2019 at 5:44 pm

        Gosh *blush* you really know how to butter me up. 😀

      5. erroneouschoices

        March 26, 2019 at 5:49 pm

        Well and now I can’t help things about buttery bread

      6. Jo

        March 26, 2019 at 6:01 pm

        I see what you did there. Ha ha

  2. jim-

    March 26, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    That review should churn up an interesting customer base. I think (as usual) the evil resides in the writer of that review—a little projection goes a long way when ones closets are so deep—and hidden

    1. Jo

      March 26, 2019 at 1:29 pm

      Do you think satanists are an untapped niche market? Always imagined them more carnivorous than admirers of the simple carbohydrate. Maybe I’m typecasting tho.

      1. jim-

        March 26, 2019 at 1:42 pm

        I’m guessing that the victors wrote the history. Who wanted us to have knowledge vs who has suppressed it all these years? Who claims over and over their god is good, but we see scant of it in the Bible. The relevant parts of the Bible could be published in a pamphlet, while the rest of it is breeding grounds for division. Satanist are cool, but they don’t talk much over this stigma thing…

  3. Michelle Louring

    March 27, 2019 at 7:03 am

    I’m impressed.
    I mean, an ordinary haunting is one thing, but “satanic aura” is top level stuff!

    1. Jo

      March 27, 2019 at 8:33 am

      Agreed. Almost like a Exorcist type event. Need some special skilz

      1. Michelle Louring

        March 27, 2019 at 9:45 am

        I imagine the head spinning might be useful when you have a lot of customers coming in at once.

      2. Jo

        March 27, 2019 at 9:53 am

        Good point! And climbing up walls to go get hard to reach stock. Demonic efficiency all the way

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