For REAL

I’m not sure this holds true purely for libertarians. I mean not so long ago a decision had to be made between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Which is like the lead torturer  for the Spanish Inquisition asking you to repent, oh and would you like the red hot poker in your urethra or up through your rectum.

Um… can I have a moment to think about it? *smacks you in the face with a gloved hand* No! You can’t!

Of course libertarians like to believe they’re special and have their own unique circumstances… and can’t gain mainstream political traction because of their crappy candidates. Ha ha. But really no REAL libertarian would run for political office. Those claiming to represent libertarians just want a cushy government job where they don’t have to work (and can order people around). Libertarians can smell your duplicity. Get a real job not funded by the tax payer you bum.

Besides REAL libertarians are too busy fighting each other on r/Libertarian about what constitutes legitimate libertarian ideology, we ain’t got no time for REAL life ‘stuff’.