Its a generational thing…
Remember the ‘good’ ol’ days when we used to pour liquid mercury into our open wounds…
Okay, not quite liquid mercury… I’m using poetic license.
If you were a child pre-1990… its actually amazing you are still in one piece and (more or less) functional… I mean if you consider all the Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane on your apples, the fluoride in your water and your parents poisoning you every time you scraped your knee skateboarding or got into a punch up with your sister (that you lost).
There’s are reasons you Millennial’s have turned out so weak (and crazy). Lack of toxicity. Also we had parents that only really worried about the whereabouts of their children when it got REALLY dark and they hadn’t seen us for twelve hours.
We are the living embodiment of Nietzsches maxim. ‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’.
Also we had music videos on Mtv. Which, in my opinion, makes us the vastly superior generation. #justsaying.