Analogous

In a testament to how switched off I am… I only realized it was memorial day when I logged into my trading account and started wondering why the markets were so weird and directionless… (and even then, I didn’t ‘click’ straight away)

Seriously, the world can’t do anything without America. Well… we can… its just that the United States is like your older brother… with the car (a case could be made that it won’t let anyone else drive) and so… either you have to wait or walk.

Also… they may punch you in face first before agreeing to take you anywhere.