Make me beautiful

My three year old got stuck into moms makeup earlier.

Also… why have they not invented lipstick that doesn’t taste like ass?

Not literal ass, he typed out after some consideration. But I think we can all agree that it is not a pleasant taste. Maybe you get used to it?

Then again perhaps we are meant to suffer for our art… and if that is the case, who am I to question such a convention.

Also maybe everyone else is just better at not ingesting it… in which case forget I said anything.

18 thoughts on “Make me beautiful

      1. Ha ha. She has to deal with me (and my tendencies) in real life… I imagine its quite draining… so I can’t really blame her for wanting some respite.


      2. Having been the recipient of quite a lot of blunt force trauma in my life, helmets, do, kinda, make sense…

        Alas… I am far too intractable to listen to other peoples well intentioned advice.

        Which makes being me… actually quite difficult.


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