My three year old got stuck into moms makeup earlier.
Also… why have they not invented lipstick that doesn’t taste like ass?
Not literal ass, he typed out after some consideration. But I think we can all agree that it is not a pleasant taste. Maybe you get used to it?
Then again perhaps we are meant to suffer for our art… and if that is the case, who am I to question such a convention.
Also maybe everyone else is just better at not ingesting it… in which case forget I said anything.