Not the drink. Which I think is vodka… and if memory serves, coffee liqueur. But don’t quote me on this. Also I’m too lazy to look it up.
Maybe it should be Black Ukrainians. Because… you know, they’re their own thing now.. having cast off the soviet yoke… and taking a stab at democracy…. but then getting kinda invaded again… but the free world was all like ‘meh’…
anyways I wanted to seem smart and edgy with my cocktail analogy. You know how it goes.
Apparently this not in any way, shape or form a satirical tweet. Which is… incredibly frightening.
Just wanted to let y’all know that your upbeat faith in humanity is incredibly misguided and that we are all DOOMED.
Here ends this public service announcement.
Also my naval lint is blue today.