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Rage level – expert

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Ha ha. It took me years to reach this level of misanthropy. Kids these days seem to be on the fast track for everything. Also, how neat is this handwriting. And zero spelling mistakes. And one-speed is hyphenated. Hmmmm…

Yeah…

There’s a special place in hell for you guy! Faking pre-teen outrage and making me briefly cheerful. Know that I see through you and your attempt at viral.. ility.  Viral-ness? Viralpocalypse…

F you.

13 Comments

  1. saynotoclowns

    June 10, 2019 at 9:16 am

    hahaha oh the layers of dilemma you raise.

    1. Jo

      June 10, 2019 at 10:11 am

      This is how I roll. Complicated… but ultimately pointless. Ha

  2. tara caribou

    June 10, 2019 at 10:09 am

    I love this poster and the person who made it. I want to, I don’t know, cook them Indian food and then bake a cake or something lol.

    1. Jo

      June 10, 2019 at 10:12 am

      I vaguely remember that you claim to make expert level curry…

      Nom nom nom…

      1. tara caribou

        June 10, 2019 at 10:14 am

        “you claim” sounds like a challenge…. lol
        But yes, I do make good Indian food.

      2. Jo

        June 10, 2019 at 10:19 am

        Hmmm. I wish there was a way for me to independently verify this assertion. I love Indian food.

      3. tara caribou

        June 10, 2019 at 10:22 am

        Yes!! I would totally cook some for you. You would be amazed and in awe. You would never want to eat any other Indian food again because it wouldn’t compare…. lol – okay maybe not…. but I do think it’s pretty good. ☺️😋

      4. Jo

        June 10, 2019 at 10:26 am

        One day when I’m big I will make the pilgrimage. Seems like there might be worthwhile remuneration at the end of it… 😀

      5. tara caribou

        June 10, 2019 at 10:27 am

        Indeed there is/would be.

  3. peonycrush

    June 11, 2019 at 12:05 am

    Oh I love tha.
    Someone killed my bike once. It had been a gift from my father. I wish I’d been able to be as creative as this to the woman who crushed it 😕

    1. Jo

      June 11, 2019 at 10:23 am

      Hopefully you weren’t on the bike… or indeed accelerated into an airborne state from said event.

  4. peonycrush

    June 17, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    Ha, I was not. I was on the sidelines while I watched the perfect storm unravel. An adorable little skateboarder knocked it down into the driveway and a crazy speeding Mercedes careened into it with little remorse. Only anger at the sweet little teen for bumping my bike. I was safely annoyed on the sidelines of entitlement lol

    1. Jo

      June 18, 2019 at 6:12 am

      He was a skater boy
      She said, “see you later, boy”

      I’m quoting Avril Lavinge. My life is so sad now.

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