… so very alone.
I’ve been trying to keep busy…
I took it upon myself to go grocery shopping. But then ended up treating myself to a one and a half thousand calorie breakfast (the culinary equivalent of the Exxon Valdez) instead… and then washing it all down with four shots of espresso. After that I didn’t feel like shopping anymore…. because… well… I had to amble home at pace to use the bathroom. I won’t lie to you… things got a little dark in there.
After traumatically evacuating my bowels I thought I would ease myself into usefulness by changing a light bulb… which in a round about way, led to me rearranging the contents of all the kitchen cupboards. For some reason I though this would be easy. Turns out it I’d accidentally stumbled into a major undertaking. I use the term accidentally quite loosely so as to take less ownership and personal responsibility for my poor decision making process. Also… this was basically my entire day. Except when I realized there wasn’t any food in the house and I went over to my parents and asked them to feed me.
I learned today that pouring stuff (lets say flour) from one container into another… is not my strong suit. Also flour is shit. I will spare you the imagery of that particular crime scene.
On the plus side, I found my lego instruction manual for the Lego Diner thats been languishing half completed on my desk. So tomorrow I will build lego. And maybe go shooting.
I guess your doing well.
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So far so good! I’m not lying on the bathroom mat bleeding to death after attempting to operate on myself with a pair of nail scissors and then nicking an artery in my elbow causing blood to squirt absolutely everywhere… (something that may or…. may not have happened when I was single)
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“In my defense… you left me alone.” LMFAO
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This will be the argument… eh… excuse I will use in front of the jury… congress… whatever 😉
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“Case Dismissed. Meeting Adjourned.
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Why aren’t you in charge of everything? Why Tara?
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I ask myself this very question every damn day.
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Bahahaha
I am so very happy for you about the lego.
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I’ll keep you posted as the situation develops!
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Please do!
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Thanks. Its going well. Update to follow at some point
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PS that photo of yourself is very moving.
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Yeah, it suits me. If only because it is incredibly iro… I want to say ironic. But I don’t think thats right. Sarcastic is better. Maybe
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I confess, I was actually laughing pretty hard when I wrote that comment.
Sarcastic is perfect.
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