Go Darke

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Fundamental Joeyism

I’m a survivor…

Having survived his three Herculean trials-slash-days-of-abandonment

*Jo does a victory lap*

Not unlike the US Womens soccer team. Although… in all honesty, they did it better. Also, mine was more like a hobble, after I had, through an exuberant skip-leap-jump right near the beginning, twisted my ankle and lain on the floor, mewling for a time… until one the dogs (in a concerned manner) started licking my face.  After that, the decision needed to be made whether to get up and finish said lap of triumph, or continue to receive a coating of canine saliva in and around my orbital socket. Its possible I lay there just a little longer than some might have considered decent…

Also (as an aside) I am remarkably cheerful because the onus is now on DT to decide whether to invite them to the White House knowing that they are going to tell him to get fucked. I don’t know why this makes me so happy. It just does.

I guess this also means I have to stop channeling Ricky Gervais in After Life as the pathetic, miserable personage abandoned by his spouse.

Although… in all fairness. She did kinda die…

Ricky Gervais always has such wonderful insults though. Insults that only a Brit can do.

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No one can cuss you out like a Brit. I find it quite an enviable cultural trait. Which… lets be honest, its a rare thing for a German to find himself lacking…. also the real reason we didn’t cross the channel in September 1940. No workable stratagem to counter English snark. Every culture has some form of kryptonite…

which is probably a good thing.