Go Darke

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Fundamental Joeyism

Any color as long as its black

Hmm. I didn’t even know there were different iterations of Twix. I always thought there was only the ubiquitous brown milk chocolate. Hmm. I’ve always identified as a chocoholic. Clearly my product knowledge is not as good as I thought it was…


I wish this was actually real. And not just internet tomfoolery… because that would be funny. Although cursory googling and reading some of the comments section reveals some (seemingly) genuine outrage. Which makes me laugh, but at the same time despairing of humanity.

Also, shouldn’t we add the brown milk chocolate twix, you know… for inclusivity purposes. In all honesty I am… eh… was… (okay… the stuff I’ve seen by accident) mostly into Caucasian porn… so I don’t really know how brown schlongs line up in the great inter-phenotype debate on the length and girth of breeding appendages.

I will engage with the slutty girls I know. I’m sure they know this sort of thing.