Dutch courage

The downside of really strong pain killers. ‘Check it out, I can put weight on it already and everything’. ‘I don’t think I even need my crutches’.

10 minutes later.

‘OMG I am in soooo much pain…’

*lies down on the sofa and starts to make this low pitched mewling noise*

*thinks about going towards the light*

I mean I’ve had quite a good run. Maybe it’s time…