‘If you don’t use your crutches I’m not going to give you anymore sympathy when you say your foot hurts’
‘I haven’t got much in the way of sympathy anyway…’
‘Whatever, I let you push the shopping cart this morning!’
Took my three year old to the play ground. She throws me under the bus by being super clingy, refusing to play and then whining (loudly) that she wants to go home to Mommy. The judgemental eyebrow raises from all the preppy moms decked out in their Adidas gear scald me…
On the plus side… I’ve got this nutrition thing down!!