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Daily Journal, Parenting

Don’t tell mom

My daughter told me that the older kids in her pre-school were calling her and her friend babies. (She’s in the youngest class). Joeys parenting solution, *shrugs* ‘Just call them fart-bags!’

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When my wife picks her up from school, my daughter told her the same story. ‘The older kids call us babies… but daddy says I must just call them fart-bags’. ‘Thats not very nice, it hurts your feelings when they call you a baby right? So you’re hurting their feelings when you call them a fart bag.

My wife is basically a democrat. I also got into trouble for buying her candy on the way to school. Apparently swearing a three year old to secrecy is an exercise in futility.

2 Comments

  1. Michelle Louring

    September 6, 2019 at 8:19 am

    Your wife basically have two children to take care of here, doesn’t she…?

    1. Jo

      September 6, 2019 at 8:22 am

      Three actually. Clearly she is paying for sins in a previous life!

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