Why I can’t have nice things
This is basically me with every device I own.
Also… you would imagine an Apple watch is harder to break because its attached to you…
I wish God had given me dexterity and spacial awareness instead of making me so damn good looking. Oh… wait…
Instead of making me… eh… a pressure cooker of anxiety and barely contained misanthropy. Those are boons right?
Remember the good old days. When your Nokia 3310 was basically indestructible. Nokia was this Finnish company that used to make phones… but now they are Finnished. Ha ha ha. (I take a moment to laugh at my own joke).
How do boys make mix-tapes for girls they like now? Do you just link them a Spotify playlist? The lost art of having to hold down the play and record button… while ALSO engaging the pause button. Those were the skilz to have….