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Minimalism

All I want for Christmas…

Shopping for that (annoying) minimalist in your life that eschews the societal norms of hoarding worthless crap and reciprocal consumerism.

25 Comments

  1. jim-

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    Hey that what I was getting you for Christmas! 📦

    1. Jo

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      I was hoping for some naked pictures… but I’ll also settle for nothing.

      1. jim-

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        The only naked pics I have are 70’s porn style of me and my brothers laying naked on a bear skin rug. Not truly naked with the codpiece, but hey, have to leave something to imagine

  2. tara caribou

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    For the record, I would DEFINITELY like some naked pictures… but yeah, I get this. I’m a minimalist. And the few people who ask what they can get for me and I heartily and honestly say ‘nothing, I don’t need anything’…. ugh, they don’t get it… and buy something for me… I feel very misunderstood. So…. nudes: yes. Material goods: no.

    1. jim-

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      Funny how nude evolved into P and D pics, but I guess in today’s age of little time, we get right to it. I prefer some well done black and whites in perfect lighting.

      1. Jo

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        You guys… bringing my comments section down a notch with your… eh… amorality. Immorality… which one is the bad one again?

      2. jim-

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        Well Jo, when you think it’s everyone else, usually it’s you that’s the problem

      3. Jo

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        I am a paragon of chastity and virtue… and… did I say chastity already? My mission is to save the heathens of the world from the eternal fire and damnation and eh… stuff. That’s why we are friends.

      4. jim-

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        I think you misspelled paragon/ you meant paradox of chastity and virtue?

      5. Jo

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        Lol. Typo.

      6. tara caribou

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        I agree that bodies are beautiful in their imperfection and done artistically it is a lovely thing. Personally I prefer the artistic style more than just a d or p. But I like curves and shadows and fluidity and all that evokes. Then add to that some people have their own kinks involving either voyeurism or exhibitionism and for them I think a lot of the time it’s less about WHAT is being shown/seen and more about the act itself. Either way, as a partial-nudist, bodies don’t bother me.

      7. jim-

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        Or what is not being seen… “It could never match my sweet imagination”🎶—Paul Simon

  3. Michelle Louring

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    One of the webshops where I did my Christmas shopping actually sold “Nothing”. I almost bought it for my mom.
    https://www.coolstuff.dk/Ingenting/14106

    1. Jo

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      Ha ha. Nothing is currently sold out. 69Kr… seems steep though. Whats that in real money? Like 7 euro?

      1. Michelle Louring

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        About 9, I think.
        I also thought it was a bit much for nothing, but that’s demand for you!

      2. Jo

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        Agreed. Supply and demand. The greatest force in the universe. Eh… after gravity… and nuclear force… and electromagnetism… 😀

      3. Jo

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        Oh… and celestial pachyderms. (I can speak nerd to you.. because you ‘get’ it)

  4. Over Soil

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    I was so with you until the last one and then I was literally laughing, for I am the one to say and mean it “I don’t do Christmas” and the ending image is priceless.

    1. Over Soil

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      p.s. You made me have to look up the word “eschews” and now I know. “Fanks fer d’educashun pal”.

      1. Jo

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        You’re welcome. I will pencil it in as my ‘good’ deed for the day. Makes up for parking in the handicap parking earlier…

        (just kidding) I almost never do that…

      2. Over Soil

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        In the handicap parking “Naughty” <~ said in the voice of The Mad Hatter as played by Jonny Depp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1mAb2wXsRM

      3. Jo

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        Why is a Raven like a writing desk…

      4. Over Soil

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        “Sorry, but I raven a clue”

    2. Jo

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      I thought it was brilliant. Glad you liked it.

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