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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Fundamental Joeyism, Holiday

Christmas cheer

The German Shepherd is unimpressed with my efforts to infuse her with Christmas cheer.

5 Comments

  1. crustytuna

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    Nothing like putting on a reindeer hat to generate the best unimpressed face. Dogs know… they totally know.

    1. Jo

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      We are quite abusive pet owners. One halloween we dressed the basset up as a hotdog (at least I think it was Halloween, it might have just been for a laugh). I’m sure he still harbours a grudge.

  2. tara caribou

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    Yeah, in her place, I’d bite your face off lmao I stand with her on this one, clearly animal cruelty… you’ll cause species-confusion.
    ‘All these years I thought I was a dog. A handsome dog of most noble breed. A princess among coyotes…. and now, I wonder, did I have it wrong all these years?? Am I really, deep down, a reindeer? Is this why bells drive me to excitement? Why I actually enjoy the harness/leash? Perhaps… perhaps I’ve been lied to all these years… I am questioning everything. Is this why I am fed dry cereal? Is it to mimic my true tundra and grassland heritage? I mean, I love meat. But a part me… loves the dry cereal as well… I… I just don’t know what to believe anymore…’

    1. Jo

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      I’d be scared to put a reindeer hat on you… maybe if you were sleeping… and handcuffed (I’m sure you keep a pair close at hand)

      1. tara caribou

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        Oh Jo…. don’t tease me like this 😉 🔥

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