Weigh to go
If I survive being locked down… I imagine I will have to leave my house through the section of wall that the fire department had to break out with sledge hammers… so they could attach me to the cable from one of those abnormally large cranes. While being winched out… a film crew from A&E would document this occurrence for posterity (and for all to gawk at) and provide commentary about this ‘difficult’ retrieval operation.
All I seem to be doing at the moment is eating (and drinking coffee).
Might just be easier to leave me, brick up the bedroom where I collapsed. Maybe throw in an air freshener or one of those urinal blocks before you set the final stone.
I’d like a plaque though. Something for the pilgrims.
And maybe a dozen original glazed… just so I have something to do while I wait for my air to run out.