Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cozy, doesn’t try it on.Billy Connolly
Having sired girl children I often wonder about the advice I would dispense to them if they decided to date men one day.
This might be near the top of one of those imagined lists.
I have a friend who married one of those Banker/CPA types. She’s miserable. I feel if she’d put him through the tea-cozy filter test things might have worked out better for her. Although him cheating on her while they were dating was perhaps a clearer indication that this was not the man you should allow back near any of your erogenous zones once he’s taken the beef-bus on tour. Also he is boring AF.
Hm. I should be careful what I say about CPA’s since I married one. She has an owl beanie that looks very much like a tea-cozy. I have no idea what it means if the girl wears it..