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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Fundamental Joeyism, Guidelines

Tea cozies

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cozy, doesn’t try it on.

Billy Connolly

Having sired girl children I often wonder about the advice I would dispense to them if they decided to date men one day.

This might be near the top of one of those imagined lists.

I have a friend who married one of those Banker/CPA types. She’s miserable. I feel if she’d put him through the tea-cozy filter test things might have worked out better for her. Although him cheating on her while they were dating was perhaps a clearer indication that this was not the man you should allow back near any of your erogenous zones once he’s taken the beef-bus on tour. Also he is boring AF.

Hm. I should be careful what I say about CPA’s since I married one. She has an owl beanie that looks very much like a tea-cozy. I have no idea what it means if the girl wears it..

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3 Comments

  1. SnapDragon X.

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    “Beef-bus on tour” is now my new favorite saying. 😂

    1. Jo

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      Ha ha. I’m glad. Seemingly benign but ultimately disturbing metaphors are my thing. That and being able to flip pancakes.

      Its not much. But its something.

      1. SnapDragon X.

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        Haha. No doubt! 👏🏻

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