Just a reminder.
While y’all are bitchin’ about being locked down and having to wear a mask, the Andromeda galaxy is inching ever closer to the Milky way. (I say inching, but its probably moving at fair clip) [68mi/s according to the Doppler]
*Smashes his fists together and makes and explody-noise*
In four point five billion years we’re going to look back on this and laugh!
Vaguely I wonder if we should be speaking to the manager about this. Personally I’m not really keen on being violently integrated (at pace) into another galaxy. Can’t we all… you know… just exist. Preferably with us over here and Andromeda over there. Maybe build a wall?
I don’t know if God really thought this one through.