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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Fundamental Joeyism

Another one bites the dust

I said, ‘Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck’.

Well thats a new record, in terms of smashing my apple device. (two weeks) I think the universe is trying to tell me something.

Could it not rather have sent me an email instead?

I’m trying to be stoic about it. And… after the initial rage… and then twenty minutes of gentle simmer… I’m mostly over it.

Its always the innocuous little things that seem to smash your phone (or watch). In this case lifting my daughter off the swing and catching the edge of my watch on the wooden bucket seat.

I didn’t pay for this one. I ‘bought’ it through my banking rewards programme. So that takes the sting off it a little. I mean, I paid for it indirectly, reward programs are consumer psychology voodoo and never as awesome as they seem. (I’m choosing to believe the lies)

*walks over to the score board*

I should just stick to what I’m good at. Sleeping on public transport and hammering in nails skew. And maybe curb my desire for avant-garde time keeping and just accept that my venerable, but potentially indestructible Casio G-shock is likely the time-piece for moi.

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