Multiple choice

Um… these multiple choice questions are getting harder and harder every year.

After a fair amount of consideration I feel I should probably select ‘Neither Gender-nonconfirming nor Transgender’… which I am reticent to do because it feels like I’m sitting down at one of the cafeteria tables that caters for the uncool kids that play D&D… and also like the option least likely to get me this job. (wait… is this what discrimination feels like?)

Isn’t ‘Neither Gender-nonconfirming nor Transgender’ a double negative? Wait… maybe this is an English test?

I think I would likely plead the fifth. I wouldn’t want to incriminate myself.