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Fundamental Joeyism

Sibling rivalry

This is my sisters MacMansion…

This is her new formal vegetable garden…

This is me, at my nephews birthday party on Saturday with a handful of cannabis seeds…

Yes. I am forty. *sigh* One, he added as an afterthought. Yes, I realize this is incredibly juvenile.

Also, I don’t care.

Teehee hee hee.

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8 Comments

  1. Professor Taboo

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    Bwahahaha!!! 🤣 And you THINK those seeds will eventually allow an “old man” like yourself grow a fabulous veggie garden and build yourself gorgeous MacMansion? Is that what those seeds are for Jo? 🤭

    Lemme tell ya right here and now Sonny-boy…. if you’re going that route, I highly advise you to first take out some Liability and Life insurance policy—$2 or $3 million should do—and update your Last Will & Testament…. cuz yo wife will come close to hiding your corpse! 😋

    1. Jo

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      I could totally become a weed farmer. Ha ha. They grow like… well… weeds. There is clearly a market. Require very little in the way of maintenance. Its like the perfect cash crop.

      MacMansions are the WORST. Awful. My sisters place is especially grim. Its like a million square feet of awfulness. I’d like to think I embody a more ‘De gustibus non est disputandum’ vibe. Ha ha.

      In any event… if I had lots of money I would… eh… I don’t know actually… I don’t actually need anything.

      Also my wife would REALLY struggle to hide my corpse. I weighed myself this morning. A nice solid 250lbs.

      1. Professor Taboo

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        250? 🤔 You didn’t misplace the decimal point did ya? 🤪

      2. Jo

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        Sadly no. When I was fighting I was lean 220. But now… I’ve let myself slide during lockdown.

      3. Professor Taboo

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        Ugh, haven’t we all? I know I’ve put on at least 20-25 lbs. 😒

      4. Jo

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        Good lord you heffalump… get on that exercise bike!

        Heh he.

  2. crustytuna

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    Please post again to demonstrate the fruits of your brilliant idea/sister’s labour.😂

    1. Jo

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      Ha ha. I will endeavor. Although I will probably get banned from visiting… eh… again.

      😀

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