Bearishness
I do drink coffee. I disagree with everything else though.

I got sent this, a t-shirt I might wear, apparently.
I don’t think I hate people. I just find them disappointing, sometimes. And really, the things I know can be counted on one hand and probably includes getting food onto the fork and into my mouth. Mostly I mean, I still get it wrong from time to time.
Still, I was sitting at this high-end restaurant the other day (I say the other day, but this was before lockdown) and there was a politician sitting at the table across from me. I didn’t recognize him right away, and it was only because the manager was being particularly sycophantic that I started paying attention. Anyway, he ate his entire three course meal with a spoon. I’ll admit to feeling particularly smug and superior that day.
Also, Hermione Granger should have been a Ravenclaw. And Ron Weasley should have been a Hufflepuff.
These are the things I thought about at 2am when I couldn’t sleep. These weren’t even fleeting thoughts brought on by a disturbed circadian rhythm. I really gave this A LOT of consideration. I really think the sorting hat got it wrong.
Also, while we’re admitting to strange nocturnal fascinations… I started watching Cobra Kai on my MacBook until the battery died at about 5am. Now in the stark light of day I am a little perturbed by my early morning proclivities. Whats more… I kinda enjoyed it.
What happened to waking up at 2am and remembering your ex with the big… eh… personality? Is this a feature of getting older? Because its awful!
I’m glad Johnny Lawrence gets a shot at ‘redemption’ in own series though. I always preferred him over the Karate Kid and his illegal crane kick (to quote Barney Stinson)
Sweep the leg!

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