Go Darke

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Fundamental Joeyism


I do drink coffee. I disagree with everything else though.

I got sent this, a t-shirt I might wear, apparently.

I don’t think I hate people. I just find them disappointing, sometimes. And really, the things I know can be counted on one hand and probably includes getting food onto the fork and into my mouth. Mostly I mean, I still get it wrong from time to time.

Still, I was sitting at this high-end restaurant the other day (I say the other day, but this was before lockdown) and there was a politician sitting at the table across from me. I didn’t recognize him right away, and it was only because the manager was being particularly sycophantic that I started paying attention. Anyway, he ate his entire three course meal with a spoon. I’ll admit to feeling particularly smug and superior that day.

Also, Hermione Granger should have been a Ravenclaw. And Ron Weasley should have been a Hufflepuff.

These are the things I thought about at 2am when I couldn’t sleep. These weren’t even fleeting thoughts brought on by a disturbed circadian rhythm. I really gave this A LOT of consideration. I really think the sorting hat got it wrong.

Also, while we’re admitting to strange nocturnal fascinations… I started watching Cobra Kai on my MacBook until the battery died at about 5am. Now in the stark light of day I am a little perturbed by my early morning proclivities. Whats more… I kinda enjoyed it.

What happened to waking up at 2am and remembering your ex with the big… eh… personality? Is this a feature of getting older? Because its awful!

I’m glad Johnny Lawrence gets a shot at ‘redemption’ in own series though. I always preferred him over the Karate Kid and his illegal crane kick (to quote Barney Stinson)

Sweep the leg!



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