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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Erratic Erudition

Eschatological Laundry List


I will often stare at a word and wonder what it means. In olden times we used to have to haul out the tome of wordy wisdom, obviously its easier these days. New tab and occasionally (if its not too obscure) even an auto-complete. Still, I like to make a prediction, since I usually have context.

I’m almost always wrong. I tend to soothe my chagrined ego by reminding myself (and sometimes those around me) that English isn’t my first language. Ha ha. Which, although technically true, (I spoke German before I spoke English) the franca lingua of my mind has most certainly been (through blunt force trauma) anglicized.

To be fair, yesterday I smashed a mug and clicking my fingers at my wife (as one does) it suddenly dawned of me that only the Teutonic word for what I wanted would come to mind. Scoop-y thing with the brush is the best I could do. (In German its a ‘Handfeger und Schaufel’).

‘Dustpan?’, came the arched eyebrow riposte, ‘YES!’, ‘Dustpan!’. Which… when I think about it… is much more economic with ones alphabet. Germans although notoriously austere in every other aspect of their lives really get crazy with their word-salad. Probably why we lost the war. (Panzerkampfwagen for example, versus tank)

In any event. Eschatology

the part of theology concerned with death, judgement, and the final destiny of the soul and of humankind.

… not really in the lexicon of common usage or pub vernacular.

Last night I picked up and paged through my dog eared and well worn copy of ‘If you Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him!’ by Sheldon B. Kopp. Its a book I’ve often copied paragraphs from, although its not a book I’d ever recommend, it heavy on the Judeo-Christian pscyhobabble, and the authors syntax and font choice really bug* me… BUT there are parts of it I REALLY like.

*more so even than the liberal use of the Oxford comma irritates me, I mean as superfluous grammar goes, that’s got to be right up there, surely? (the author also does this)

In any event…

On the final page of the epilogue before the Chapter notes is an ‘Eschatological Laundry List’. Its actually pretty good.

I record it here for (my own) posterity.

  1. This is it!
  2. There are no hidden meanings
  3. You can’t get there from here, and besides there’s no place else to go.
  4. We are all already dying, and we will be dead for a long time.
  5. Nothing lasts.
  6. There is no way of getting all you want.
  7. You can’t have anything unless you let go of it.
  8. You only get to keep what you give away.
  9. There is no particular reason why you lost out on some things.
  10. The world is not necessarily just. Being good often does not pay off and there is no compensation for misfortune.
  11. You have a responsibility to do your best nonetheless.
  12. It is a random universe to which we bring meaning.
  13. You don’t really control anything.
  14. You can’t make anyone love you.
  15. No one is any stronger or any weaker than anyone else.
  16. Everyone is, in his own way, vulnerable.
  17. There are no great men.
  18. If you have a hero, look again: you have diminished yourself in some way.
  19. Everyone lies, cheats, pretends
  20. All evil potential vitality in need of transformation.
  21. All of you is worth something, if you will own it.
  22. Progress is an illusion
  23. Evil can be displaced but never eradicated, solutions breed new problems.
  24. Yet it is necessary to keep on struggling toward solution
  25. Childhood is a nightmare.
  26. But it is so very hard to be an on-your-own, take-care-of-yourself-cause-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown-up.
  27. Each of us is ultimately alone.
  28. The most import things, each man must do for himself.
  29. Love is no enough, but it sure helps.
  30. We have only ourselves, and one another. That may no be much, but that’s all there is.
  31. How strange, that so often, it all seems worth it.
  32. We must live within the ambiguity of partial freedom, partial power and partial knowledge.
  33. All important decisions must be made on the basis of insufficient data.
  34. Yet we are responsible for everything we do.
  35. No excuses will be accepted.
  36. You can run, but you can’t hide.
  37. It is most important to run out of scapegoats.
  38. We must learn the power of living with our helplessness.
  39. The only victory lies in surrender to oneself.
  40. All of the significant battles are wages within the self.
  41. You are free to do whatever you like. You need only face the consequences.
  42. What do you know… for sure… anyway?
  43. Learn to forgive yourself, again and again and again and again…

I mean if you’re going to have the hubris to make a list about all things Eschatological (I copy and paste this from the top of the post, since I cbf to try and spell it) this list ain’t bad.

Eschatological, its also one of those words that I’d be weary to say out loud.

I hate sayings words wrong. It constantly amazes me that no one mocks America more about words like ‘Aluminum’. And ‘Herbs’.

I mean its probably because they’re scared of being carpet bombed.



1 Comment

  1. tara caribou


    I actually knew that term! AND how to say. (gloats inwardly while immediately remembering a dozen words she always mispronounces)…. eh… they sayyy…. you can always tell a reader by the way they mispronounce words… because we learn them by reading not hearing them. Yes. I’ll take it, since that explanation makes me feel better about myself.

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