So which murderous, theocratic ethnostate are you supporting at the moment?
Think carefully because if you pick the wrong one, then we can’t be friends anymore…
Um… they both suck?
I’m sorry you have not selected ‘Israel’ or ‘Palestine’, please try again…
They’re both awful. I don’t want to support either of them.
Eeeeh! Wrong answer.
Fine! I’ll support the side that has killed less children. Seems like as good of a metric as any.
Oh, so you’re an antisemite… you know Hamas is trying to kill Israeli children too you know! We’re just stopping them with our Iron Dome Defense…
*rubs eyes* I just think … eh… it’s complicated right?
Oh… I quite like the Onion.
Babylon Bee is better…
No it’s not.
Yes it is.
Well your mothers a whore.