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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Fundamental Joeyism


To frame this correctly I need to gripe (right near the beginning) that the things me and AOC would likely agree upon could be counted on one (machine shop assistants) hand. Likely none of those points of consensus would be political. Maybe she likes sushi and the Rangers (in which case YAY AOC).

She made me smile with this tweet tho. Kudos to her.

AOC and MTG are hanging off a bridge by their fingernails… who would you save?

Thats easy. AOC is prettier. Aesthetics followed by BMI. These are my golden rules for bridge triage.


Actually NVM.




  1. tara caribou


    oh my… well… I hope I’m never hanging off a bridge and you happen by because I’d be fish-food… or whatever eats stuff that falls off a bridge to its death.

    1. Jo


      I’m sorry I’m so shallow. In theory … unless you’re up against Natalie Portman or that Hermione Granger girl you should be safe. (Lol, notice how last decade my choices are, I’m not very current on symmetrically pleasing individuals in popular culture)

  2. saynotoclowns


    Omg. I laughed out loud. Also don’t people like her have others doing the tweeting for them? 🙃

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