Basset hound ownership
Someone sent this to my wife. It’s basically the most honest thing I’ve ever read… How to prepare yourself for owning a Basset Hound… Get a concrete block, put a… Continue Reading
Browsing Category: Dogs
All dogs go to heaven right?
My house looked like a crime scene this morning. Like when the killer has dragged a perforated corpse down the passage. Only the slipstream of hemoglobin running down the spine… Continue Reading
Useless
Jo (to his 3 year old daughter) – Why do you think there are no Basset Hounds on the PAW PATROL team? Daughter – ‘Because Bassets are useless’ Three years… Continue Reading
My two favorite Germans
I’m the one in the center. In case that isn’t necessarily clear.
Drama (Queen)
I swallowed a bug. That is a bit of a misnomer. It’s more like I inhaled a bug. I can feel it crawling around in my alveoli. Well more likely… Continue Reading
A statistical anomaly
I rarely look at my WordPress stats. This is less of a self imposed rule and perhaps more of a sense of nonchalance or ambivalence I have towards statistics. While… Continue Reading
Take your German Shepherd to work day
I started out fighting the good fight. But my day has started going distinctly sideways on me. I can tell because I’ve given up on work and am listening to… Continue Reading
Dogs, Ethics, Fundamental Joeyism, Satire
Cannibalism
Blogging to the melodic sound of the Basset licking his butthole on the bean bag. The soundtrack of my life (I wanted the Ode to Joy, but apparently its was taken)…. Continue Reading
Dogs, Fundamental Joeyism, Humor
Dr. Dog
I’ve decided this might be my favourite children’s book. Top five at least. Ostensibly because it features a Basset hound as a medical professional… You know its got to be… Continue Reading