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Fidel Castro was not a snappy dresser. But I imagined he saved quite a lot of money during his lifetime sticking to olive drab fatigues. Personally I would have gone slightly darker. Those vinyl* black SS officer coats always impressed me. Likely totally impervious to spaghetti sauce and bits of sauerkraut that fall out of your hot-dog.

I’m one of those people that travels with a spare shirt in the car… since even at the venerable age of thirty nine, fork to food and fork to face is still… eh… a challenging enterprise.

* I have no idea if they actually were vinyl… but you know which ones I mean.

In all honesty… every year on this day I’m amazed that Black Friday is actually a thing… while at the same time being completely fascinated by it. I majored in Consumer psychology and finance. (basically I double majored in evil)

Anyways, be safe out there on this darkest of days… If you find yourself in a tussle over a flat screen tv… ask yourself WWFHD? What would Fidel have done? Okay… probably put his cigar out in that persons eye… maybe it would be better to channel someone else…