Madcap policy shift

I love Denver… ites? Maybe I should just go with Denizens dwelling in Denver. That way we get to alliterate early on. And alliteration is sexy as F… ungus.

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So not only do these brave souls live closer to the sun than your average continental resident but this premier rogue municipality has also decriminalized mushrooms. Once more into the breach my friends. *Joey climbs onto his desk* Jesus, my back. Denver, not only do I risk my life, but I also salute you!

I suppose I should add that you probably stick with Psilocybe cubensis and not just indiscriminately start grazing on any hallucinogenic spore you come across. Even if the Fly Agaric (picutred), a firm favorite of nixies, pixies and all manner of woodland sprites and gigantic purple caterpillars, will likely get you dangerously baked and seeing rents in the fabric of time and space. Or kill you, depending on quantity ingested and your genetic disposition towards poison (personally, I have quite a low tolerance).

Its a brave new world.

Okay, that’s probably not true. But certainly progress of a kind.

Yay freedom!