Go Darke

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

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Fundamental Joeyism


I usually feel indifferent about commercial ‘Hallmark’ holidays… and yes I appreciate that my version of indifference often looks a lot like hostility. BUT Fathers day this year was really… Continue Reading



My German has been acting really weird on her walks lately. She’s been uncharacteristically aggressive and ill-disciplined. I’ve had to apologize to a couple of people when I’m holding back… Continue Reading


The HMS Olive Branch

‘Okay, lets send them the Olive branch’ *everyone chortles politely* ‘We’re so funny’ -British Admiralty, 1794 A fire ship was a ship filled with combustibles, or gunpowder deliberately set on fire and… Continue Reading