Go Darke

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

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Fundamental Joeyism

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Ha ha. I think, somewhere right near the beginning I should probably say that I think Cosmopolitan is the tincture of evil. And likely been evil since…. forever. Well, since… Continue Reading

Fundamental Joeyism

Felix Navi Dad

The Christmas season, for me at least this year, has been remarkably… what’s the word I’m looking for, bearable. Normally, by this stage, I’ve retreated to mount Crumpet (that overlooks… Continue Reading

Fundamental Joeyism

Nouveau faith

I’m starting my own religion. It will be called Fundamental Joeyism. Which… while already a quasi-ideological and deeply idiosyncratic assemblage of the miscellaneous… can probably also be a religion. We… Continue Reading