Wagers
I’ve gotten a little hefty during this pandemic, with its associated restrictions and my penchant for eating my way through adversity. There have been half-hearted attempts to correct the course… Continue Reading
Browsing Category: Fundamental Joeyism
All you need is love…
I often vociferate that I double majored in evil. Finance and Consumer psychology. Of those two, consumer psychology was the more interesting of the two and definitely the more wicked… Continue Reading
An amicable breakup
My work-station for the day. I auctioned off all my furniture… so I had to get inventive… which meant hauling six pallets up the stairs to build a table. I’m… Continue Reading
The silent professional
No one ever chooses termites as their spirit a… eh… arthropod. Vaguely I wonder why this is. The Termite. From deep within the structure of the house, the termite silently… Continue Reading
The monkey and the peas
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and spilt twenty. He tried to pick up the twenty and… Continue Reading
WWSD
It’s the last of days of… well… something. I’m back from my warehouse. The auctioneers are there, doing their thing. The sale of my company has gone through and all… Continue Reading
Howl
I was going to channel nineteen eighty four and lead with two-minutes-of-hate. I’m on hour… *counts on his fingers* sixteen of what was supposed to be four hours of rotational… Continue Reading
Brilliant
We all have the ideal sense of self. I mean I like to believe I’m above average in most things. Like height. And maybe now, girth. And… *thinks* the enormity… Continue Reading
Self pity
I never saw a wild thingsorry for itself.A small bird will drop frozen dead from a boughwithout ever having felt sorry for itself. –DH Lawrence I’ve been feeling a mite… Continue Reading