Cool by tenuous association
Pretty sure yesterday I was giving up coffee… forever! Having just watched a scary short on how anxiety juice blocks the adenosine receptors in your brain (which makes more receptors to… Continue Reading
Browsing Category: Fundamental Joeyism
A learning disability
My junk is on fire. I made the amateurish mistake of chopping up jalapenos for my breakfast scramble and then post consumption heading off to go and pee. The next… Continue Reading
Modern covenants
I’m sitting on the steps outside my daughters school waiting for her to come out. ‘What you reading?’. I loathe this particular mom. She’s absolutely awful. Today its stuffed into… Continue Reading
Fundamental Joeyism, Libertarianism
Fight Song
I’m eating Nutella out of the jar. Sometimes I like to lead with some of my less desirable traits, thereby subtlety framing the monologue with, ‘this guy is actually just… Continue Reading
I Ride.
I must be honest, for the last year, my morning routine has gone to absolute hell. I imagine I am not alone in this circumstance. But I’ve really let it… Continue Reading
XXXXL
Ha ha. I think, somewhere right near the beginning I should probably say that I think Cosmopolitan is the tincture of evil. And likely been evil since…. forever. Well, since… Continue Reading
Don’t get bit (and other resolutions).
I am not a fan of resolutions. Mostly because I never stick to them and my tendency is to dislike and disparage the things I am bad at. That way… Continue Reading
Felix Navi Dad
The Christmas season, for me at least this year, has been remarkably… what’s the word I’m looking for, bearable. Normally, by this stage, I’ve retreated to mount Crumpet (that overlooks… Continue Reading
Nouveau faith
I’m starting my own religion. It will be called Fundamental Joeyism. Which… while already a quasi-ideological and deeply idiosyncratic assemblage of the miscellaneous… can probably also be a religion. We… Continue Reading
Fundamental Joeyism, Libertarianism
Six hundred thirty something…
The intersection of Hayek and self-indulgence. But mostly self-indulgence.