Go Darke

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Browsing Tag: South Africa

Fundamental Joeyism


This doesn’t seem that bad… I spent probably more time than I should have looking at this graphic, feeling smug that… well… probably not a whole lot would change for… Continue Reading

Fundamental Joeyism


I was going to channel nineteen eighty four and lead with two-minutes-of-hate. I’m on hour… *counts on his fingers*  sixteen of what was supposed to be four hours of rotational… Continue Reading

Fundamental Joeyism

Mr. Brightside.

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you’re chewing on life’s gristleDon’t grumble, give a whistleAnd this’ll help things… Continue Reading



What the hell is this dad? Do you want me to take a shell-fie with you and the tortoise? Okay… guess not.



My iPhone tried to commit suicide three hours into my fourteen hour (1000mi) road trip. I managed to bring it back from the dead. Sorta. I can, weirdly (with some… Continue Reading