Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it
‘And Bacon’ might be potentially becoming an affix.
And while we start with Douglas Adams we quickly move onto cannibalism (as one does).
Casual cruelty, existential crisis and circling the drain of sociopathy (so basically a Tuesday morning).
Drown or get drowned by your sorrows. It could go either way.
Always look on the bright side…
Although probably still a better adherent than Nero… eh… I hope.
It hates you. I mean it REALLY hates you.
Not to be confused with The Tree of Life. Or Knowledge. Or Ugliness.