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Daily Journal, Humor

Wisdom of the aged

Looking back on forty years of existence I have learned… eh… learnt… (shit)… realized a couple of things. (this wisdom will now be dispensed in point form forthwith)

  1. Don’t chop up chilies and then go down on your wife (or probably anyone for that matter)
  2. Heel cream is NOT toothpaste, even when enclosed in similar packaging with similar viscosity
  3. If it tastes funny, stop brushing.
  4. Your child vomiting on you is less onerous than your date vomiting on you. (which is very onerous… especially if you’re both naked)
  5. Operating on yourself with a pair of nail scissors may not lead to optimum results
  6. And also infection.
  7. And finally… your co-workers may be smarter than you give them credit for…

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(This decoy didn’t work. Or rather, didn’t work for as long as I had intended)

15 Comments

  1. tara caribou

    February 21, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Sounds like you’re on the right track!

    1. Jo

      February 21, 2019 at 7:36 pm

      Thanks, sometimes it feels like the express train tho… blasting through all the stations you thought you might want to get off and have a look around for a bit

      1. tara caribou

        February 21, 2019 at 7:39 pm

        Best in those cases to just hang on to the bar and wait until it really does come to a complete stop. I’d hate for you to break both your ankles with a hasty… erhm …dismount

      2. Jo

        February 21, 2019 at 7:40 pm

        I always stick the dismount. Ha ha ha.

      3. tara caribou

        February 21, 2019 at 7:45 pm

        Hahaha!! Practice makes perfect??

      4. Jo

        February 21, 2019 at 7:48 pm

        Yeah, although its only a two minute routine. Lol.

      5. tara caribou

        February 21, 2019 at 7:49 pm

        Whoa Whoa Whoa – waaaaaayyy tooo much information!!!! 😆

      6. Jo

        February 21, 2019 at 7:51 pm

        Wait… we’re still talking about gymnastics right? I always pictured myself as one of those lithe fourteen year olds with the ribbon… and the hula hoop.

      7. tara caribou

        February 21, 2019 at 7:52 pm

        uuummm… we were NEVER talking about gymnastics! LMFAO

      8. Jo

        February 21, 2019 at 7:55 pm

        Girls and their inyourendos. *flounces off in a huff*

      9. tara caribou

        February 21, 2019 at 8:00 pm

        Hey come back here! I’m not done with you!

      10. Jo

        February 21, 2019 at 8:15 pm

        Its sleepy time for Joey. Good night. And good luck. Did you lock the truck? Better go check. Heh heh he…

  2. Michelle Louring

    February 22, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    A lot of your wisdom seems to be mouth-fixated… I hope the rest of your body wises up at some point!

    1. Jo

      February 22, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      That is very Freudian. Well spotted! I don’t have much hope for improvement though… being as old as I am now. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Or something like that 😀

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