A sign from above
God is a Basset hound. Suddenly it all makes sense.
Although maybe y’all just see a cloud… probably because you’re not true believers in the great slobbery one. Although… some of you might see a Wire-haired Dachshund. If that is the case I think you probably need to have yourselves checked out. A school-friend of mines dad thought he was a psychic-healer. Turns out he just had a brain tumor. Now I’m not saying its a brain tumor… but you never know.
Nevermind. Forget I said anything.