Go Darke

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it

Fundamental Joeyism

A sign from above

God is a Basset hound. Suddenly it all makes sense.

Although maybe y’all just see a cloud… probably because you’re not true believers in the great slobbery one. Although… some of you might see a Wire-haired Dachshund. If that is the case I think you probably need to have yourselves checked out. A school-friend of mines dad thought he was a psychic-healer. Turns out he just had a brain tumor. Now I’m not saying its a brain tumor… but you never know.

Oh…

Nevermind. Forget I said anything.

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15 Comments

  1. jim-

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    Telling me what to see kind of ruins the whole Rorschach thing for me. It really looks like that fuckin dog from never ending story.

    1. Jo

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      Did you just call Falkor the LUCKDRAGON a dog?

      Ha ha.

      Maybe you have a point though.

      1. jim-

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        I could never watch the whole movie. And Iโ€™ve even watched Kung Pow and Pootie Tang all the way through

      2. Jo

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        I always suspected you were an uncultured heathen… THIS is NOT helping the American Cowboy stereotype Jim. Not one bit.

      3. jim-

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        Have you ever seen Electric Horseman, or Jeremiah Johnson? More to my likinโ€™, or Rooster Cogburn.

      4. Jo

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        Hmm. What are these strange, unworldly titles I have never heard of before…

  2. Michelle Louring

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    There’s no way that’s a Basset Hound… It actually looks somewhat graceful!
    I have yet to see a Basset that didn’t trip on its own ears whenever it attempted to run.

    1. Jo

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      The great omniscient basset deity is graceful beyond comparison… its just his earthly avatar that lets him down. Unfortunately.

      1. Michelle Louring

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        Damn… He sure did mess up their creation.

      2. Jo

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        Wouldn’t be the first time… ;-D

  3. Professor Taboo

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    I don’t believe that’s a Bassy, Jo. That’s CLEARLY a Cockereal, no Cockareel, no no… a Cockorail… OH HELLS BELLS!!! Those are OBVIOUSLY signs that aren’t spelled! Why didn’t the clouds just spell it out for me… preferably in English!!!

    ๐Ÿ˜ก (pouting, upset at those lazy grammatical clouds!)

    (seconds later the Professor under clear skies receives a sign… from an excreting bird—the splattering says: Cocker Spaniel you dimwit!

    1. Jo

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      Cocker Spaniel?!?!? Have you been drinking?

      *looks at it again*

      Actually… it could be a Cocker Spaniel. (admittedly I HAVE been drinking)

      Why cosmic omens so difficult to interpret?

      1. Professor Taboo

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        Umm, it MIGHT—and this is TOTALLY a hunch, a stab in the Darke (not literally), a blind throw of darts—but it MIGHT have to do with the Perceiver? The Eye of the Embolden? ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

      2. theceaselessreaderwrites

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        MY first impression was Cocker Spaniel followed immediately by Falkor the Luckdragon, which always looked to me like…a Cocker Spaniel!

      3. Professor Taboo

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        And when you ask “Have I been drinking”… what time and/or day are you referring to? ๐Ÿ˜„

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