*Jo sitting on the bed trying to cut his toenails*
Did you flood the bathroom now?
The bath mat is soaked
I just stabbed myself with the nail scissor!
How did you do that?
You know I can’t multi task! Especially with you accusing me of ‘stuff’
Jeez, you’re actually bleeding…
Can you get me a band aid and some antiseptic?
*wife comes back*
I don’t think we can have sex. I’ve lost too much blood to sustain an erection..
Did you just laugh at one of my stupid jokes?
I’m recording this on my blog… you know, for posterity.