I’m eating Nutella out of the jar.
Sometimes I like to lead with some of my less desirable traits, thereby subtlety framing the monologue with, ‘this guy is actually just an idiot’. Although, I’d appreciate if it was interpreted as a ‘well-heeled’ idiot, since I’m not spooning some simulacra chocolate spread into my face-hole but ponied up for the real deal.
If champions REALLY ate breakfast, this is what they would eat. If they weren’t diabetic. Or obese I mean. (both of which are probably on my to-do list if I carry on like this)
*slurp* Oh… and drinking coffee. Not some pour over wonk creation but pod-coffee… were the sum total of my actions in bringing the concoction to life was pressing a button.
I’m basically a sociopath.
Apparently Donald has been blocked by Spotify, I note, pausing momentarily to waggle my spoon at the screen. Personally I think that’s quite mean of Spotify.
How is he going to share his ‘lets-get-rowdy-and-make-mischief’ playlist with anyone now?
I wonder what it started with…
Maybe… ‘I’m shipping up to Boston’ by the Dropkick Murphy’s? That’s quite a cool, ‘Going to the mattresses’ kinda song. THAT might be my first song if I were president and about to get obstreperous.
Its probably something more pedestrian and mainsteam tho…. like Eminem… I laugh… imagining Trump wearing his hoodie in the White House listening to… Love the way you lie, shadow boxing in the Oval Office (alternating with singing the chorus, with feeling)
And for those that think Trump can’t actually throw down… they have clearly never seen his Wrestle Mania debut taking out Vince McMahon. Y’all wish you were that good.
Do I think its right for the Tech-corps of the world to conspire to suspend someone?
Hm… I’m not sure.
I mean, under duress where I was forced to make a yes or no decision I would say its the private companies decision to be able to do what they want with their platform. Even if it feels petty, vengeful and somewhat specific. On the other hand I appreciate that there are people all over the world that are complete garbage human beings that get to tweet and listen to Taylor with impunity. So there’s that. I’m not sure I appreciate the arbitrariness.
If I was a social media Robber-Baron would I have suspended Donald Trumps account?
Definitely not.
I believe people should be able to say what they want.
Even if your message is spewing hate and untruths?
Yes.
I’m a hardcore libertarian he says. Reaching for his flag, and draping himself in yellow. Really, not my color though.
As a personal aside… if Spotify suspended me… I’d be devastated. (and probably asking for forgiveness)
I’m sorry! I love everyone.
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Go Darke 