Knowing where you came from is no less important than knowing where you are going.Neil deGrasse Tyson
I should probably warn you that if you’re looking for something cerebral about space… you’re definitely in the wrong place. While I’d like to be more than an a casual commentator on all things cosmological it is an area of for which I am cognitively unsuited. Still, what I lack in accuracy and understanding I make up for with enthusiasm…
Scale – Its insane
From the depths of Hades – As a rule, don’t mess with dwarves.
NOT to scale – We’re going to need more polystyrene balls.
Have Tardigrades, will travel – Moss piglets assemble.
Anomalous objects – Hank Moody knows.
You might be cool – But never this cool.
Planetary impacts – Sometimes they hurt. Other times not so much.
Happy Valentines Day – Abandoned and alone.
Below average real estate – Hickville, the Galaxy.
Dark side of the moon – The orbiting graveyard?
Bach for extraterrestrials – Bringing the aliens bach.
Discworldian physics – So not real physics then.
Martian sunsets – We are the first generation to have seen a sunrise on another planet.
Siderophobia – Fear of the stars.
Windfall – Yup.
Going nowhere slowly – Absolutely nowhere.
Good news, bad news – Relatively speaking of course.
Sunburn – The great misnomer.
I see the Moon and the Moon see me – For now anyway.
Pluto – I miss you. Please come back. We’re sorry.