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  • Snitches

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    *exhales through clenched teeth* I mean… I probably would have had a word with Anne Frank first. ‘Listen can you maybe be less… you know… “Jewish”. I don’t want to… Read more

  • Scientists.

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    Um… damn. I kinda agree with the first panel. With qualifications (obviously). Having dated a scientist… who was (as far as I understood what she did for a living before… Read more

  • Fun with Flags

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    A thoughtful mind, when it sees a nation’s flag, sees not the flag, but the nation itself. Henry Ward Beecher A Danish newspaper is in trouble. Again. Apparently. I wonder… Read more

  • Weigh to go

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    If I survive being locked down… I imagine I will have to leave my house through the section of wall that the fire department had to break out with sledge… Read more

  • Short laps

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    A lot of people are running in odd places. Being locked down and confined, people run their rooftops and balconies now and clock some impressive distances along the way. I’ve… Read more

  • OJ.

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    The beverage. Not the operator of a white Bronco. My first job was a commodity trader. Predominantly aluminium. When asked I usually romanticize it as being the best of times.… Read more

  • Wake of the ravager

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    The caterpillar form of the Citrus Swallowtail is a ravager. An army of these bright green beasties, if left to their own devices, will strip your citrus trees bare in… Read more

  • 12.2020

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    I’m a little behind. Been scrambling to get everything done before we went into lockdown, so free time has come at a bit of a premium.

  • Easily angered

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    Tell me if you have the same problem… You’re bored. So you check social media/network news (they’re kinda the same thing now anyway right?) and you’re annoyed to discover that… Read more

  • Medical advice

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    Dear diary. Today something bizarre happened. Hillary Clinton made me laugh out loud. I feel weird now. Like the Matrix has glitched or something. …

  • March 19

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    The Simpsons episode 1117: Bart To The Future, aired on this day in 2000.

  • Net positive

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    My D&D group is trying organize Friday night gaming via Discord. Despite all living within 10 minutes of each other. We’ve decided Dungeons and Dragons might be a bit of… Read more

  • Forkliftonomics

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    I slipped off the step climbing into one of my forklifts in the warehouse today. This is why you shouldn’t wear flip flops when operating heavy machinery. Smashed my shin… Read more

  • Poking at it with a stick

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    Truth be told I am fascinated by the world at the moment. Everyone is so fantastically mad. Except me, obviously. I’m totally sane and completely fine. And not the acronym… Read more

  • Lock it down

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    Herd immunity and/or flattening the contagion curve*. These are my latest buzzwords I’m throwing around with reckless abandon. I have no idea what I’m really saying. But I think in… Read more

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