- Chop Suey
Great cover. Girl crush.
- Counts and getting counted.
One two buckle my shoe. Three four don’t answer the door.
I don’t like the drugs. But the drugs like me. Or words to that effect.
- It can’t rain all the time
When you’ve been here before. It less scary.
- Playing with fire
Monkeys, swords and Klatchian fire engines.
- Vote for Pedro
‘If you vote for me all of your wildest dreams will come true’.
- The return of the great Nemesis
“Guess who just got back today?
Them wild-eyed boys that’d been away. Haven’t changed, had much to say. But man, I still think them cats are crazy”
- The threshold of caring
Not all conflicts are equal. Some are shorter, heftier and harder to find on a map.
- Hark! The Herald
Over-dramatization and McGyver-ism, subtitled in parseltongue.
- Eat me
And while we start with Douglas Adams we quickly move onto cannibalism (as one does).
- The death of a cricket
Casual cruelty, existential crisis and circling the drain of sociopathy (so basically a Tuesday morning).
- De Kelders
Daytripin’. Sans cultists. Or really anything untoward.
- The real Monkey Business
‘Filthy monkeys’ – Skippy the magnificent
- An ode to breakfasts past
Carcinogenic. The flavor that should be wedged in between salty and umami. But isn’t.
- Mises versus Marx
Arguably the greatest rap battle of all time.
An adjective to aspire to.
- Running up that hill
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get worse than it started.
- The madness of Don Quixote
The best kind of the madness. If one was to rank them in order of preference.
- Wisdom of the aged
Learn from my mistakes.
- Not Jason
Talking to strangers. (not the Malcolm Gladwell edition)