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  • Foxholes, Forests and Felines

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    Alliteration ftw. My wife had to go into work today. Two broken feet (I imagine) would make driving herself a challenging exercise. Fortunately she has a chivalrous and devoted husband…… Read more

  • Domestication

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    We’re out of coffee, so I’m drinking a vegan Chai… eh… latte (I think) from a sachet. It’s… surprisingly good. *slurp* Let it not be said that I am an… Read more

  • Return of the Mac

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    We had our first real day of ‘winter’ today. Not by any agreed upon standards, as used by Northern hemisphere peeps, but it was enough to trigger a clarion call… Read more

  • An ode to Napoleon Dynamite

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    I haven’t cried in… thirty years maybe. I pride myself on having had quite the sociopath(ic) streak. I mean I’ve probably shed the errant tear when hobbled by a piece… Read more

  • It’s complicated

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    So which murderous, theocratic ethnostate are you supporting at the moment? Think carefully because if you pick the wrong one, then we can’t be friends anymore… Um… they both suck?… Read more

  • Operation Dinner out

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    Types ‘Good things the CIA has done’ into the search bar. No, I’m not feeling lucky. To say the results were underwhelming would be an understatement. Although I suppose all… Read more

  • Riders of Justice

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    When I imagine my favorite things and I take everything that’s warm and sticky off the table, I’m basically left with coffee, Lego and griping about modern American cinema. I… Read more

  • Eschatological Laundry List

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    Eschatological. I will often stare at a word and wonder what it means. In olden times we used to have to haul out the tome of wordy wisdom, obviously its… Read more

  • The price of Terra-firma.

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    I’m a property expert now. Well, in so far as I’ve been in the vicinity when property* was sold, eh… around me. Which… you know, in the nebulous world of… Read more

  • A German travel companion

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    I’m awake. Kinda. Although maybe I mean alive. I’ve been busy (doing nothing). I haven’t been feeling very motivated to get my life together lately. I think I’ve been having… Read more

  • Psychobabble 101

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    With its odd mixture of Darwinian determinism, Jungian myth-interpretation and Heideggerian ontology (Being written with a capital B!), it was an unlikely self-help manual and an even unlikelier bestseller. But… Read more

  • The lamp post

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    The joke is familiar. Man searches diligently under lamp-post at night. Explains to a passerby that he has lost his keys. ‘Did you lose them under the lamp post?’ ‘No.’… Read more

  • The plot thickens…

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    I guess I had quite an interesting day. It was my uncles funeral today. He’s also my godfather. But I really didn’t feel like going. I had no relationship with… Read more

  • Right turn half way down

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    In my dream last night I was old and one of my daughters sat us down to tell us something important. Mom, Dad, I think I’m a lesbian. Me: Oh… Read more

  • Past my prime

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    So I joined a “Boxing” gym today. I backspace to put the word boxing in quotes. Its not really a boxing gym in the classical sense. For me that’s a… Read more

  • Lazy but cheerful

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    I’m feeling quite good. Which my mind immediately flags as an interesting statement. Why, were you not good before? And now, thinking about it, maybe I wasn’t. After almost ten… Read more

  • Heyday

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    I haven’t had any carbohydrates, refined sugar or dairy in almost a week now. *Joey sticks a gold star to his ample forehead* Yay me! I’m through the worst part,… Read more

  • Invoking Gerald Durrell

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    Like most personal bloggers I like to start of my post by whining about something. That way, you’re already two hundred and fifty words in once you’ve finished your griping… Read more

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