Fundamental Joeyism

Fundamental Joeyism

All whimsical and miscellaneous posts that can’t be neatly (and often not so neatly) shoved into another category end up here. Their fate is to be collated under the auspicious (or perhaps suspicious) quasi-ideological and deeply idiosyncratic category of Fundamental Joey-ism(tm). All rights reserved. All wrongs and green, wobbly things sent back.


Kill the programmers, save the world – Joeys plan to save the world in one fell swoop. Although being the intractable creatures they are it is unlikely they will traverse towards the light enthusiastically and in single file.

Eat me – And while we start with Douglas Adams we quickly move onto cannibalism.

Love your anemone – Decrying the lack of a serious nemesis. As one does.

Wisdom of the aged – Learn from my mistakes.

Not Jason – Talking to strangers. (not the Malcolm Gladwell edition)

The return of the great Nemesis – “Guess who just got back today? Them wild-eyed boys that’d been away. Haven’t changed, had much to say. But man, I still think them cats are crazy”

Vote for Pedro – ‘If you vote for me all of your wildest dreams will come true’.

Running up that Hill – Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get worse than it started.

It can’t rain all the time – When you’ve been here before. It less scary.

Panacea – I don’t like the drugs. But the drugs like me. Or words to that effect.

Stack overflow – Different stacks. Broadly the same problem.

The consequences of an inter-species spoon – There are always consequences. Unintended or otherwise.